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"I know these peoples! This page needs to be gone!" Who says these people know? This is a list of all the main characters and the primary recurring characters on The Kris Show. Hope you learn tons of stuff! Oh, and if there is no picture, it means that there either isn't one or is too big to fit on the page. If it's too big, you'll see that the name is highlighted. You click on the name to see it.

Kris

Kris Reynolds Slobman is the protagonist of The Kris Show.  His birthday is June 9. He is thirteen years old and is in the eighth grade. (For his complete biography, click his name)

Aldman

Aldman Terry Yolo is Kris Slobman's best friend. His birthday is August 29. He is thirteen years old and is in the eighth grade. Apparently, according to his shirt, he is crazy for sports and you can see him doing it in any form of way in an episode at one point. He is constantly fooled by Kris's shenanigans and is always brought into the consequences, even though in some cases he wasn't even involved. He is the brains to Kris, although Kris can sometimes create his own ideas. His self-inflicted nickname is "Aldy", showing that he is desperate for some distinguishment. and most people mistaken him to be either "Aldman Yo-Yo" or "Old Man Yellow". He sings in Berry Jooz.

Jordan

Jordan Quincy Macarthur Millenton is Kris Slobman's 13 year old friend. His birthday is January 12. A "life enhancer", he hates stereotypes, cliches, and basically any form of device that would otherwise make many parts of life related and boring. He likes to add pizazz to virtually anything, no matter how random. Far from comedic, his ideas often lead towards failure.  He doesn't live too close to either Kris, Aldman, or the school- in fact, he lives on the edge of town- and his house only appears a few times in the series. His parents are never seen since he mentions that his mom's always on business trips and his dad is in the navy. His idol is Mr. Yolo. He plays the electric guitar in Berry Jooz. His prized hand-crafted pure driftwood guitar is trademarked with the shape of Long Island, New York.

Lou Juan Yolo is Aldman's father. His birthday is August 15. Although he has gained an entire family fortune in the field of nuclear physics, he currently still works two other jobs: a volunteer community job at ECLIPSE for the well being of the town, and his fulfilled dream summer job (during his teens) as the town's mail carrier. He is 35-and-a-half years old and has been a mailman for 21 years. He and his family live in that huge house next to Kris's house on Glenville Drive. He likes collecting old sneakers and keeps a safe full of them filled with all his valuables, showing he's a "shoe freak". He inspired Berry Jooz.

Mayor McMarcc

Mayor Ark Mark McMarcc is the proclaimed mayor of the city of Ferguson Hill. He is 40 years old and has been mayor for four years. He is quite clueless and often passes stupid laws for the city, which even Kris refuses to follow. He is known for four flags sticking out of his top hat, each promoting the upcoming election with the phrase "I am your life". After the nuclear explosion, the mayor tries to flow all of the town's budgets into creating a huge set of treads for the town to roll on, thereby founding the Ecstatic Communimover Lifesavers Immediate Paneling Systems Endeavour (ECLIPSE), largely because he stated that there is too much in the city to be lost in an explosion that could grow into something great. That's his excuse for saying that he's a wuss and really just feels like running away with his 24 karat gold wishing fountain. He enjoys miso soup, which is why he spends his leisure time at Bowl-a-soup lanes, famous for its excellent soup, and is known to hang his laundry on red velvet ropes. 

Zazie

Zazelizabeth "Zazie" MacAllis is a thirteen year old tomboy who is in the eighth grade at Theodore Roosevelt Junior High. Her birthday is December 23. Zazie loves everything from fairies to skateboarding. She's a nice girl who grew up on a farm, very friendly and open minded, has a "I love everyone"- kind of approach to life, except Mayor McMarcc, and she seems to have solutions to every seeming problem. Although her appearance is more tomboyish than an average girl, she still likes unicorns, magic rainbows and other things girly girls like. Her personality can differ at any moment, usually falling in either extreme range, depending on the situation. She's very adventurous, good at sports, and a natural when it comes to animals. She's a friend of Kris who lives in his neighborhood- she was originally from Texas and came to Ferguson Hill to the plantation she lives on once a year, but her late grandmother left her the farm in her will, so she is in charge now and permanently lives on the town grounds. She works for ECLIPSE, but is hesitant about its purpose. She has a Texas accent and she loves to laugh (and jump over fences). She is a Hummingbird Scout. She plays the electric bass in Berry Jooz.

Stanley

Dr. Stanley Staneuro is an eighth grade math, science, and MST teacher at TRJH, plus the main circuit board panel controller of Ecstatic Communimover Lifesavers Immediate Paneling Systems Endeavour (ECLIPSE), and a "friend" of Mayor McMarcc, actually the forced "maid" of his household. He is 59 years old. He cooks, cleans, and manages the mayor's mansion, pays his bills, and cooks awesome miso soup (Mayor's Favorite), plus enchiladas and filet mignon. He nominated himself for mayor of Ferguson Hill in the 2012 election, but the present mayor is trying to pass a law to prohibit such from happening. He is highly intelligent, getting his master's degree from Ferugson-Timothy Williams Engineering University.

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Carl

Carl Letchson is an eleven-year-old boy who is another one of Kris's friends. His birthday is November 28. He has been a Scavenger Scout longer than any kid in Ferguson Hill (ever since he was BORN!) and has collected 5,999 of the 6,000 badges. He is having difficulty winning the Bird-Appreciation badge because they always peck him too hard, sending him to the hospital. He is often helping Kris with many badges he is trying to earn since he has more experience than the Troop supervisor. He loves whales. After Nick quit, he became the electric bass player in Berry Jooz.

Kris's Parents

Dean and Julie are Kris Slobman's parents. Dean was born on February 21, 1972, while March 5, 1973 was Julie's birthday, making Dean older by over a year. They moved from Gubearsdale, Pennsylvaina to start a new life near New York City. MORE COMING SOON!!

Greg

Greg White is an extremely short 49-year-old man. He was born on December 3, 1963. Greg stands at only 3 feet 9 inches tall. He is a happy, yet nerdy guy. He lives across the street from Aldman (1471 Glenville Drive), and often gives him advice. He is often seen reading comic books, or fixing his 67' Bronco. (Parody of the Mustang convertible) Greg once starred in his own TV sitcom during the 1980's called "Lil' Midget" which instantly became popular. But, he gave up his acting career to start collecting comic books and action figures, plus topping high scores on the best video games. He's the manager for Berry Jooz.

Jimmy

Jimmy is a lonely man who is about 26 years old. His birthday is May 3. He lives behind the High n' Fry fast food market. He owns a car, but that's his home. It's a beat up 1978 Ferguson Vid'dery. He receives weekly subscriptions of Lonely Men's Weekly, as stated in "Got Mail?". He often receives useless advice from Kris on how to earn money, one is just to "get a job". He states that all people turn him away because they didn't want anything to do with his abnormal hair. He has no middle or last name.

Principal Saymore-Faldorm

Principal Ronald Frederick Omar Saymore-Faldorm is the fifty year old principal of TRJH. His birthday is April 15. He is a close friend of Greg White. He is often called two different names, Principal Saymore and Principal Faldorm. The only problem is that there are two teachers in the school already both named Mr. Saymore and Mr. Faldorm, so he is often set aside by many of the eighth grade students. He is very hyper and jittery. He has a malfunctioning coffee maker in his office that gives him overdoses of caffeine, making him very confused, leaving him with many mood swings. Because of this, he overreacts to the students confusing his name. He often makes many stupid rules for the school. Secretly, he attends a ballet class, which is kept a secret between him and Greg. He lives with his nephew who is three years older than him. He has let Kris off the hook on multiple occasions, thinking he is catching up to his ballet secret. The superintendent plays tricks on him. He actually overdosed his coffee.

Milo

Created by Ash, Milo Mikes is a thirteen year old control freak at TRJH. He's is a kid who thinks he can rule the universe. He loves to be the leader of anything. He has two best friends, Willie and Jackson who are always by his side. Milo always likes to push people around and do stuff to them that makes everybody laugh. He has a ton of wristbands on his arms. He is awesome at karate. He will play a major role in Karate Kicking Kris.

Kross

Kross Slobman is Kris's thirteen year old "identical fourth cousin". He looks exactly the same as Kris, but he doesn't have the trademarked stretched mouth. He is a recurring character and usually only appears in the Kris vs. Kross trilogy. He lives in Deilghbeurgh Cove, the next town over. Not much is known about him yet, for his episodes have yet to come.

Brian

Brian Aaron McSneezer is a transfered student. Although called a nerd, he's really clueless about everything. Although, something's particularly stange about this nerd. After the explosion in 2009, apart from basic physics altered, Brian McSneezer has grown a second brain, one good and one evil, leaving him fighting with himself many times, turning into a beast on some occasions, and once overthrowing Principal Saymore-Fallstorm to take over all of TRJH and to enslave the people who made fun of him. He ate whoever dared to laugh at him afterward, when he was in beast form. No one did. He is allergic to salt water and looseleaf paper. His catchphrase, when in human form, is "Oh my gosh! Who stole my peanut butter?"

The Mutant Fireants

The Mutant Fireants are a group of  super intelligent lab ants that live in Kris's backyard. Once again, they were altered after the explosion. They were blew out of an ant farm and grew superintelligent brains. Other than that, they remain on fire until they die. They reside in a bees' nest, when the bees lost after a war, and are trying to find the power source of nuclear power, seeing if they can reverse to their once peaceful life. Dean always tries to remove the nest, leaving the ant shooting mini tranquilizers at him. They set their hive on fire on multiple occasions.

Thomas- the leader and most intelligent; keeps nest up and running
Paul- the provider; always knows where to get stuff
Anderson- interested by levers; aborts many missions and often destroys hive
Wally- thinks he can predict the future; the opposite, usually bad, happen afterwards
Other Ants- all have different personalities and colors; once revealed there are 6,215