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The Kris Show Episode Guide 

  "Huh?" Oh, poor Kris. You don't know that you're actually just in a show. Or maybe you just say huh to everything. This is your guide to all the recent episodes that are to air on the website. We'll gradually add new episodes when we announce them soon to when they come out. But for now, look at these.

SEASON "0" (online shorts)

Prouction Number
Episode Name: Airdate: Synopsis
 Notes
 001Kris Kringle! January 2010
In the spirit of the Holidays, a charity program is entitled to find a new Santa, first come first serve, to entertain children at the Leroy DeGoulde Mall. However, to get a chance to sit atop the world's tallest Christmas tree on pure cotton upholstery, all the students at TRJH compete in a sled race to the mall. Can Kris and Zazie fulfill his dream, or will this competition ruin the whole spirit of the season?
  • Fan Suggested
  • First Holiday Special
  •  Pilot
  • 11 minutes
  • Character Introductions:
    Kris
    Aldman
    Jordan
    Zazie
    Mr. Staneuro
    MayorMcMarcc
    Milo
    Mr. Yolo
    Other Cameos
 002Terrimarketers March 2010 Kris is trying to make a simple phone call to Aldman on how he can't pay back his $6. However, due to the "communimover" screwing him up, his mis-dialing leads his family fortune into jeopardy. 
  • Character Introductions:
    Jimmy
    Arion Arion
 003 Documentary: The Pros and Cons of Being a Moron March 2010Aldman becomes worried about Kris over-obsessing with his stupidity, but Kris disagrees and starts a documentary about what happens when you are a moron.  
 004 Kris and the $5 PrizeApril 2010

 COMING SOON!!

 

SEASON 1

Episode 1

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 101A Got Mail?
 November 14, 2010
  Kris and Aldman have to complete Mr. Yolo's paper route after he breaks his leg in order to retrieve their contest application. However, after Kris claims himself as a superhero "The Post Expressman", the route starts to go haywire.
 101B All Across the Water Way ? After Kris flushes his action figure down the toilet, he does everything he can to get it back, which results in flooding the whole town, electrocuting the "communimover", and stalling Ferguson Hill for the radiation to leak in!

Episode 2 

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 102ABowler Drama
?
It's annual bowling night at the Ferguson Hill Bowl-a-soup Lanes, but when Kris joins the family night out and he refuses to learn more on how to play (claiming he's a genius), the entire alley is in danger of falling apart. 
 102B The Great Krisdini ?Kris has to learn magic quickly in order to keep the school musical up and running, but his confidence in the physicless world around them does NOT pay off when he loses his guide to magic.

Episode 3 

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 103A Berry in the Straw  ?
Mayor McMarcc has ordered the demolition of the Hazleville-MacAllis Ranch in order to build a residential low-budget neighborhood. Zazie and Kris are unwilling to give up without a fight, so they compete with neighboring farms in various competitions to see which farm will have to close their gates.
 103BA Road to Krisville
 ?The Ferguson Hill Panorama is officially open to the public, made entirely out of toothpicks. But when Kris "damages" it, he has to run away and live his life on the rails to prevent him going to "prison".

 

Episode 4 

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 104AThe Inn of the Shunned Happiness  ?
Kris can't take what his cousins did to his room, feminizing and deodorizing everything. Sick of this, he built himself a house in the backyard, which could crumble very easily. When Aldman hears the story and a couple needs to find a place to stay, his homemade house turns into a towering hotel called "Le Berry Suites".
 104BGorging on Glenville  ?After a protest on vegetables by kids on Glenville Drive, kids remove all that is healthy from all the houses on the block. But when this non stop candy and junk food partying turns them into obese slobs, they must do whatever they can to hide the evidence before their parents return from their annual Ferguson Getaway.

Episode 5

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 105AKris's Kooking Klass ?
When the Home Economics teacher is absent, Kris takes over the cooking class by using mainly two ingredients- Milk and Berries. As the class finds his recipes to be delicious, he is awarded an all New York State Home Ec. Teacher Award. Although, when Kris continues to make the recipes with the same ingredients day after day, his class thinks of a plan to get rid of him for sure. 
 105BSpeed Blazer  ?It's the 50th annual FergusonFall 500 Racing Competition in Downtown Ferguson Hill. It's bad enough that Kris and Aldman's competing is breaking their friendship, but now Kris's dad wants revenge from Mr. Yolo after he cheated in the race thirty years ago.

 

Episode 6

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 106ABrian's the Boss ?
When a nerdy kid, Brian McSneezer comes to Ferguson Hill and kids make fun of him, he overthrows Principal Saymore-Faldorm to rule all of TRJH and have the students as his slaves. Can Kris save the school from his reign?
 106BThe Milk n' Berries Episode   ?As an experiment for being the ultimate Home Economics student, he creates the mother of all concoctions- BerryX. But when the mixture suddenly explodes and the entire town is covered in goo, Kris must suffer through community service. But when Milo finds out and threatens Kris (he hates the snack more than anyone, particularly because Kris created it), the service becomes a pain-in-the-neck. 

 

Episode 7

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 107A There's No Place Like Rome ?
 Kris needs to do an extra project on Rome if he doesn't want to fail social studies, but things go horribly wrong when he takes his project to the extreme. And soon, when the school board gets a glimpse,they might have to rethink their budget plans.
 107BPandamonium  ?A panda named Fred escapes from the Ferguson Hill Zoo and wanders its way into Hazleville Ranch. Zazie finds her caring for it, but must keep it a secret from their parents in order to keep the endangered animal. However, when Kris stumbles upon it in a habitat in their basement and takes it, Zazie switches into panic mode.

 

Episode 8

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 108

Yad Etisoppo:
The Legends of Innerback Rewindicus

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COMING SOON!!

 

Episode 9

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 109AAnd a Berry for You...
 ?
 COMING SOON!!
 109BThey Call Me Mr. Dumb  ? As Kris is suspended from school, his father gives him something useful to do in his wasted time- assisting him at work. Once Mr. Slobman is fired from Kris's shenanigans, Kris adapts to his job and ends up becoming the CEO of StufnJunk Incorporated. But once Kris's abusement of his power begins to plunge the company into bankrupcy, he must try to get his father rehired again.


Episode 10

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 110AThe Barbershop Bitet ?
 Kris becomes starved for popularity when he grows a beard after an incident at the barber's shop and he and Mr. Yolo form an alliance of these "facial heroes"- Moustache Man and Beard Boy. But soon, he and Mr. Yolo have to flee after the town's beardiest man, John Hipster, calls a hair war on them.
 110BBrain Transfer  ? The school board can't afford to pay for all of the destructions Kris causes to school property, so they end up transferring him to Ben Franklin Middle School in the town of Well Lock. At his time here, it's found that without the knowledge that Kris might cause something bad (thought by teachers at TRJH) and that he is taught easier there. But back at TRJH, Brian has had his monster issue again, and he has planted a bomb inside the school. Now both schools have to fight to put Kris's new vast knowledge to the test.

 

Episode 11

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 111AThe Not So Golden Opportunity  ?
 After Kris is taking the tour of Phogna-Bologna-Parody Studios in Downtown Ferguson Hill, he somehow stumbled along into a game show called "The Golden Opportunity" in studio 13. As Aldman tries to search for him, he finds that if they don't succeed in the show, the Yolos' life fortune will be stripped from them.
 111BLights, Camera, Berries!  ? After the filming of the game show, Mr. Yolo's cousin, a Hollywood Producer, was impressed by his performance and mentioned roles empty for the auditions for the new movie "Commander Troy and the Invasion of the Soap Box Derby Mummies". But when Mr. Yolo becomes jealous for his son since Kris got the main role, he does everything he can to make him lose the part. 

 

Episode 12

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 112AThe Good, the Bad, and the Dumb
 ?
 While fighting his arch enemy "The Black Hole", his enemy's force leaves him to plummet into Kris's front lawn, where Kris finds him. Extremely excited, he takes him around for the day. Feeling free, The Black Hole takes the opportunity as to suck the entire town into a dark, damp void where everyone will be stretched into spaghetti. Can Commander Troy ever find the chance to escape and save the town or will he be forced to be Kris's "playmate" forever?
 112BA Boy and His Ape  ? When Kris experiences a freak accident at the Ferguson Zoo with a gorilla, he wakes up the next morning as a gorilla, returning to the Ferguson Zoo to care for what he thinks to be his children. Once Aldman hears of the story, he, Jordan, Zazie, and Mr. Yolo have to dress as gorillas to knock some sense into Kris.

 

Episode 13 (sent in by letterstoiggy)

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 113Kamp Kris ?
 Summer vacation is starting and Kris and his friends all go to camp. Forced by poor conditions, they decide that they had enough of the camp and try to escape, until they are captured by Wataki Indians.


Season Finale

 Production Number
 Episode Name:  Airdate Synopsis
 114This Story is Joozy! ?
Kris is inspired from Mr. Yolo being revealed that in his spare time he rocks on the guitar, so Kris starts a band called Berry Jooz along with Aldman, Jordan, Zazie, and lout once their first gig goes a bit too well and a talent agent signs them up for a performance for prisoners, Aldman seems to be suspicious with Milo and sends Kris undercover as a newspaper reporter, leaving Carl to take his place.

 

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